I want to be a part of your world. Or, if that’s too much to ask, I’d accept being a part of your globe.

“We’ve got a tortilla chip type of love. So am I to blame if I’m looking for a l…”

“If you asked me to mow your lawn, I’d say sure—just as soon as you move your la…”

“If your last name were Seldom, I’d use it often.”

“I put all my eggs in one basket, and then I jizzed all over them. I'm a natural…”