I want to be an actor. I’ve already started taking steps. Yesterday I applied to be a waiter.

“I didn’t write this piece to attract a potential mate, as the title might lead …”

“After I speak, my words merge with the wind, and if you’re listening, your ears…”

“I want to create a 3-4 deal—buy three for the price of four. Offer valid for an…”

“I would wash my clothes in the aquarium, but there’s a shark in the tank, and a…”