I want to be strapped to a table, while a family of chickens argues over who gets to eat my legs.

“With sex, I’d recommend practicing a lot. But remember, have fun with it. After…”

“When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant.”

“Enjoy a life of poverty. Become a poet.”

“I use blankets like armor for cold.
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