I want to be the guy who the guy you admire admires. I hope his name is Guy, because I admire M.C. Escher.

“It’s been said that you make as much money as the average income of your five c…”

“I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant.”

“I told her I'd rather talk about her, instead of listening to her drone on abou…”

“Her name is Today. I told her I’d call her tomorrow. That was yesterday. I’m co…”