I want to be the leading man in a story about followers.

“I would consider myself a regular at my favorite bar, but there’s nothing norma…”

“After I go to the bathroom, I leave my hands wet as proof I washed them.”

“I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking…”

“People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, isn’t writing a spor…”