I want to buy designer sunglasses and change my name to The Lunar Child III. It would make me a better lover, but it's impossible for me to be a better lover than I already am, as I’m beyond the sensual, like Helen Keller.

“I like wearing earth tones, and ties with little shovels stitched on. I stitche…”

“Sharpies aren’t all that sharp. Not a great stabbing weapon.”

“I went to a fire sale. I brought a bucket of water, and boy did I make a splash.”

“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t ther…”