I want to create a cologne that smells like a whisper. It’ll be for all the secret admirers out there.

“Question for your life: If Ted Kennedy made it to heaven, do you think he’s ple…”

“I’m opening a restaurant called “To Go.” You’d like to go to To Go, but would y…”

“Bricks could be used to promote social progress. If we could amass enough brick…”

“Some people read books on musicians, while I read music books. Not books on mus…”