I want to cut your lips, and cut your lisp.

“I want to publish a book on toilet paper—not only about toilet paper, but actua…”

“Save money on kids by volume. Deal in bulk and have dozens of kids.”

“Pepperoni looks so much like nipples that I can’t eat pizza without getting hor…”

“The piece of junk is a piece of me. It’s a part of my family, and I can’t part …”