I want to direct a movie called “Sleep” that’s sure to put everybody to the title. The whole movie will look like an extended blink. That way, if anybody asks if you’ve seen it, and you say No, you fell asleep halfway through, the other person can say, So you have seen the whole thing.

“I broke down when we broke up, but I didn’t break in to her house just to break…”

“The cycle of parental disapproval begins at dawn. That’s why I have to get up f…”

“Trying to learn body language in a week is like trying to master Polish in 20 h…”

“Tanks are so big and expensive they should be Buy One Get One Free. If they wer…”