I want to drown in all the ink used to write positive things about my clone and how great he is.

“My legs are so skinny they’re like arms on a clock. And the stars are like 1-12…”

“Blankets could be used as scapegoats for global warming. But why blame the blan…”

“Music has the power to shake society, especially if the bass is turned way up.”

“If I’m going to write a book every American will want to read, it’s got to have…”