I want to fill a jar with a lot of clapping, and sell my applause next to the applesauce in a grocery store. You can eat the praise you didn’t earn, but did pay for.

“Blankets could be used to keep politicians warm, when we kick them all to the s…”

“If counting is thinking, then the longest I’ve ever thought about any one subje…”

“A blanket could be used to suppress the will of the people. Every politician ne…”

“My hair isn’t turning gray, but it is losing its flavor. It used to taste like …”