I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.

“Artists have to have a good eye. And to be great, I'd recommend having two.”

“I said goodbye too early, and then stood there enjoying the awkwardness of her …”

“Men are the fleas in the gray beard of God, and I’m just itching to meet Him.”

“I feel like my old self. Especially since I feel like I’m developing dementia.”