I want to go back to weighing 165 pounds. Let me take off my clothes.

“A spanking with a tree branch, now that’s slapstick.”

“I made 100 dollars, or a Ben Franklin, today. And out of that I probably spent …”

“Walking along the sidewalk and staring at the street, I couldn’t help but wonde…”

“Eyes are shaped like leaves, mouths are shaped like leaves, and goodbyes are sh…”