I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.

“I was eavesdropping, but I was so into what she was saying that when she said, …”

“Fear is healthy. I wish it came in a pill. I'd bottle it up and sell it to litt…”

“I want a piece of apple pie so large I could wedge a For Sale sign in it and ma…”

“I am not the monster you think I am. No, I am an entirely different monster. I'…”