I want to grow a tan and an accent, then dig it out of my garden and staple it to my naked body. I like Salmon Rushdie like a bear would. Especially with a honey glaze.

“Feeling depressed? Lift your chin up, pull your shoulders back, raise your arms…”

“It’s not what you wear that sets you apart from your fellow man, but what you d…”

“Out of love I made you a cake. Also out of milk, eggs, flour, sugar, and vanill…”

“I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth.
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