I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! Autore: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Horses aren’t sad. They just naturally have long faces.” “I always wear size 14 boat shoes that are so old they could have been built by …” “The Book of Us. I’m writing it. And you’re in it.” “I collect nothing. The best part is, the less I have, the more I have.”