I want to have five or six wives, and a few dozen sheep, all for my pleasure. I should be a politician.

“One brick is not a wall. Unless you’re an ant, and then it’s not only a wall, i…”

“Driving is better than walking, because hitting is better than being hit.”

“A part-time worker is fully employed, half the time. In other words, they are p…”

“Cap’n is the cuddliest cat this side of the rabbit hole. He’s like a furry lump…”