I want to have sex at 120—pm and years old.

“I am the bow of love. I’m also the bow of hate. Same spelling, different pronun…”

“I wish art was like money in that the more I made, the more interest it develop…”

“Don’t scream out my name in bed. Scream out random fractions instead.”

“Dinner is served. It’s chicken lo mein. Oh and by the way, your cat is missing.”