I want to import what’s important, and export the trivial out of my life.

“I’m a nail biter. Not when I’m nervous, but when I misplace my hammer.”

“I have just been elected Captain of the Nap Squad. It's a very exhausting posit…”

“My gas tank is on empty, but my erection is on full. Still, it would be wise to…”

“If you’re tired of taking one step forward and two steps back, just turn around…”