I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter.

“I surround myself with salt, so it soaks up the humidity from my steamy solo lo…”

“I’d collaborate with my clones, because I’m a team player who wants all the cre…”

“I’ll wipe a booger on your wall, not only to say I was here, but also to say th…”

“From where I live now I can walk to the beach, if I have about three weeks.”