I want to make love to the French Revolution. Or maybe just get some head from Robespierre.

“Love doesn’t have form (aside from your naked body), but it does have a shape. …”

“His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and …”

“Bricks could be used to generate smiles among the general population. Just hand…”

“If you make guns illegal, the only people who will have them will be criminals—…”