I want to name my son Justin Case. You know, just in case.

“The book “Little Women,” what, is that about midgets? I freaking love midgets.”

“A brick could be used like a duck could be used like a cat. My duck soup is meo…”

“I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely …”

“A brick could be cast in Samuel Jackson roles. It would be cheaper and more dra…”