I want to name one of my kids “I’ll-Have-A-Large-Cheeseburger.” That way, when I show up at McDonald's with my kids and the person behind the counter asks me what I want I’ll say, “I’ll-Have-A-Large-Cheeseburger, what do you want?” And then the employee will ask if I want fries with that, and I’ll reply, “Fries with what? I haven’t ordered yet.

Autore: Jarod Kintz