I want to open a wheat/dairy factory. Bread and butter will be my bread and butter.

“Death—I’m a nonmember for life.”

“I like to hike in state parks, but one thing I can’t stand is pants. So I don’t…”

“I had to quit my taxi cab driving job because I had no way to get to work. The …”

“This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So…”