I want to open up a counter-culture club. It’ll be anti-established in 2012.

“I suffer from tennis elbow. It’s an old masturbating injury from when I was tra…”

“I make love alone, because it’s one person faster than two.”

“We should kill the future, so the present has no choice but to retreat into the…”

“I had a dream about you. You took control of my body and forced me to have sex …”