I want to open up a School of Cannibalism. It’ll be a feeder school for top law schools.

“If people lived to be a thousand years old, there’d be extreme inequality, base…”

“Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as muc…”

“Yesterday I complained of chest pains. My cat scratched my nipples.”

“I rearranged the letters of the word “Wisdom” and got “swimod.” Afterwards I fe…”