I want to pour your voice into a goldfish bowl before flushing it down the toilet.

“A blanket could be used as one square on a giant checkerboard.
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“Sometimes a well-placed sound effect can be more poignant than a boxing glove-s…”

“My sheets are so white they look like Google’s homepage. They even have a touch…”

“If you say I stole your pillow, that’s simply not the case.”