I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium.

“My wife died of someone trying to help her. He helped her find her way off a br…”

“My love is as blue as the sky, and if I had to attach a time to it I’d say midn…”

“I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it.”

“If I owned the Grand Canyon, it would be my largest antique.”