I want to steal 100 years. If I get caught, it’ll be the trial of the century.

“I make love with my eyes closed, because I make love in my dreams. If you wante…”

“You’re already older than the last time I saw you, and I just saw you right bef…”

“I dig art. With a shovel. In the cemetery.”

“I never speed, because if I get into an automobile crash and die, I don’t want …”