I want to type one of my books into a free online translation website, and convert it from English to German and then publish the results as an exercise in the absurd.

“I had a dream about you. We were traveling in your car. You were driving, and I…”

“Because of the age difference, I assumed they were related, mother/daughter. Bu…”

“I booked a table for two at a five-star restaurant. Rebecca couldn’t make it, b…”

“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”