I want to weigh less, not through diet and exercise, but by acquiring a faulty scale.

“A unicorn breathes rainbows like a dragon breathes fire. My coffee breathes Jar…”

“It’s amazing that a thin film of plastic wrap is enough to protect food against…”

“A brick could be used in the back part of a director’s last name, to make an ep…”

“I never hit below the belt, especially if that belt is the rust belt and I’m in…”