I want to work at a big firm. Erection.

“Christ was the son, I am a magnifying glass, and you are an ant.”

“I need love. Here’s a list of other things I need: eggs, butter, flour, and sug…”

“I found the skeleton of a caveman a few years back. Miraculously, it had skin a…”

“I’m angry as hell. I’m angry for all the people who should be angry but aren’t,…”