I want to write a book called “Conversations.” Of course, it’s all talk at this point.

“My favorite thing isn’t being the favorite to win—it’s being the underdog.”

“My advice to men is this: Don’t rape a Pringles can, because empty does not mea…”

“Love is like trying to wrestle an albino. It’s tough because they’re slippery a…”

“A brick could be used as a spoon—to eat, not cuddle. OK fine, you can use it to…”