I want to write a short story where the protagonist is a globe, and all the secondary, or “flat” characters, are all maps. It’ll be a story about boundaries.

“I’m a big cat lover, so I thought it’d be cool to join the Black Panther party.…”

“I’ve got lots of pictures of the four years I spent in collage.”

“Were you aware that my sister looks like my brother? They both look nonexistent.”

“A blanket could be used like Lenny McDenny says hello. He never says hi, becaus…”