I want to write a song about the only girl I’ve ever loved. And the chorus will say something like, “I really want to see you tonight, so I hope you leave your blinds open.

“I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my wr…”

“I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s…”

“I took my shoes for a walk. They’re furry and they bark.”

“A brick could be used to stop a train. But I’ve got a better way to stop a spee…”