I want to write a song based on my own childbirth. Of course, this is all a bit premature.

“His name is Arnold. But you’re not on a first name basis with him, and that’s n…”

“I drink coffee like a civilized man—alone in a cave, wearing a loincloth, and g…”

“The two lovers were inseparable. Well, I guess death could split them up. So co…”

“On the subject of how to make friends, I would give you some tips, but I just d…”