I want to write a story about an asexual unicycle who refuses to let a unicorn ride it.

“I went to a fire sale. I brought a bucket of water, and boy did I make a splash.”

“Brick could be the codename for Rick B. But why the need for secrecy? If I told…”

“I don’t worry about identity theft, because I don’t even know who I am as a per…”

“I don’t believe it’s morally wrong to steal from a thief.”