I wanted to say Thank You in sign language, but instead I sneezed and ended up shooting out an I love you. Affection covers more area than a tissue.

“My two parents represent the single greatest influence on my life. And if my da…”

“I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At lea…”

“When someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?”

“Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’…”