I wanted to study graphic design, because I wanted to work in an office with designer desks, ergonomic chairs, pool tables, and walls so colorful it looks like a flock of flamingoes exploded and splattered evenly from floor to ceiling.

“What makes you think of me? Don’t say nothing. The answer is I make you think o…”

“Toilet bowl basins need to be deeper, because every time I sit down my penis cl…”

“I know great art when someone doesn’t wash their hands after making it. And not…”

“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”