I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting.

“If you date a hermaphrodite, does that make you bisexual?”

“I write down my dreams. I use the excuse “I’m writing” to sleep all the time.”

“I’m tired of thinking about Agatha. Well, not about her, but about my loss of h…”

“I hate the smell of success, because most of the time it smells like sweat. May…”