I was driving to another girl’s house who’s not my girl, and I saw a red sign by the road that read, “Wrong Way,” and I thought, I agree. So I turned around and went home.

“Noise soup. I just made it. Taste it with your ears.”

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“What I call talking to God, you may call talking to myself. Of course, I’m flat…”