I was fashionably late in my unfashionable clothes.

“When push comes to shove, I’m going to figure out that this door needs to be pu…”

“I carry your love like a backpack. I only wish your love had a larger cargo cap…”

“On cloudy days I just want to raise my arm up, stand on my toes, and screw a li…”

“I have so much love that it could stretch around the world’s largest dick. But …”