I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead.

“Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someo…”

“If you’re getting up to cross the Sahara, I could sure go for a bottle of water…”

“The locked door in my house is just a diversion. The real valuable items are ou…”

“Dating is all about getting to know somebody, without wasting a lot of time or …”