I was honored at the awards ceremony. I didn’t get any recognition, but I was honored to be there. (Tickets were cheaper than I imagined!)


“Sometimes my thoughts are too slimy for my brain, and they come shooting out of…”

“A brick could be used as a time travel device. I didn’t say it would work well,…”

“This is my logo for Billy Ross Landscaping”

“Don’t mock my dress. I’ve got a dance recital after work. You’re invited—but it…”