I was laughing in the park, when I saw some fool throwing what I thought was a bomb. It turned out to be a Frisbee, and that’s why I say he was a fool. What kind of terrorist throws a Frisbee?

“The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age,…”

“When you’re starving, and all the grocery stores are out of meat, that’s when y…”

“It’s not what you wear that sets you apart from your fellow man, but what you d…”

“A brick represents my rationality, and a blanket represents my emotions. It’s r…”