I was only 20% right, while she was 80% right. Still, I was right that she was wrong—20% wrong.

“If you take away my office, how will I get no work done?”

“My mother-in-law got so angry at me she vowed she’d never speak to me again, an…”

“I still remember my middle school locker combination. Maybe I should go back to…”

“I fell in love with a beautiful girl, got her pregnant, and then I got married.…”