I was part of a focus group once, but to be honest, I couldn’t concentrate.

“Ever since the day I came out of the womb, I’ve had impeccable timing. For exam…”

“I thought you were her because she wasn’t here yesterday and neither were you. …”

“The patrons aren’t patronizing the store, and it’s not just the economy that’s …”

“The flashing black line on an empty Word document reminds me that my life is co…”