I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover’s hair. Of course they weren’t, because all my exes had hair like scrambled eggs.

“There is nothing more enjoyable than being a member of an enlightened group of …”

“Life insurance is a dying industry.”

“You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep …”

“Call me Jack Sonville. It’s not just my name—it’s my location. I’d love to move…”