I wash my hair with strawberry jelly, because my favorite thing to eat for breakfast is lunch. It’s never too late to love someone, but sometimes it is too early.

“A blanket could be frozen and used to cool off a warm body as you slowly thaw i…”

“A brick could be used to communicate with the dead. I just spoke to Stalin, and…”

“Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live b…”

“Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn…”