I wasn't aiming for the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway. - Percy Jackson (Lightning Thief)

“Percy: I’ll walk down to the cabins and Connor and Travis are stealing stuff fr…”

“Laistry....I can't even say that. What would you call them in English?""Canadia…”

“Maybe it's okay to be a kid once in a while.”

“I'd had years of practise looking dumb when people threw out Greek names I didn…”