I wasn't aiming for the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway. - Percy Jackson (Lightning Thief)

“See, bad things happen to me on field trips. Like at my fifth-grade school, whe…”

“Poison!" Grover yelped. "Don't let those things touch you or...""Or we'll die?"…”

“I'm stupid," Leo mumbled. "Pi would expand outward, because it's infinite." He …”

“How do I defeat Apophis?”“I’m so glad you asked!” Thoth beamed at me with his m…”